spring2019 发表于 2023-1-5 21:15   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 短笑话三则

1.某男隐居深山,一日赤 . 身体躺于草丛中休息.突然来了个采蘑菇的小姑娘:"1个,2个,3个,4个,5个,5个,5个,5个..."最终放弃离开.此男甚爽.第二天依然 . 睡于此,来了个采蘑菇的小熊:"1个,2个,3个,4个,5个,5个,5个,5个...6个,7个,8个......"

2.说白雪公主与皮诺曹生活在大森林里，一日，白雪公主终于耐不住寂寞，抓住小匹的头夹在两腿之间说道：“说实话、说假话、再说实话、再说假话...”这样说了一千遍，公主才把小皮放开。　

3.某君酒醉，误入女厕呕吐。恰逢一女正在小解，某君听到怒曰：‘说了不喝，怎么还倒酒？’女闻声急停，不料却憋出个屁来，君闻声大怒：‘谁他妈又开一瓶！’
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